Some families do an Egg Hunt. Yours does an Epic Egg Quest.
Looking at our range of fillable eggs, you realize this year won’t be an egg hunt. This year you will earn the title of Legendary Egg Adventurer. It’s a right of passage when you graduate to finding a dinosaur egg from the Jurassic Period in the garden, or a one-eyed monster egg with tufts of neon hair living in the couch cushions, or an emoji egg blowing kisses to the garden gnome on the lawn. And anyone into sports will reach egg hunting championship level with baseball, football, basketball and soccer shaped eggs. Before it’s over, you’ll probably be knighted and definitely get chocolate.
We’ve even got camouflage eggs, if you can find them.
You may have a hard time seeing them on the shelves, but trust us, they’re here. You could try looking for a shelf where there don’t appear to be any eggs - it could be loaded with camouflage eggs. If you see someone squinting up close with their nose on the shelf, they might be onto something. Once people do find them, it’s a great way to take your egg hunt to the next level so they’ll probably sell out quickly, but we won’t really know if they do.
DIYing and dyeing your eggs.
For some artists, their canvas is eggs. The 99 has everything for your egg dyeing artistry along with egg decorating sticker kits. Some eggs are destined to save the Universe with the Star Wars sticker kit, others LOL all day with emojis and there are confetti-filled eggs that come in real cardboard egg cartons. It’s everything you need to be like Michelangelo, but for eggs.
Every species of chocolate bunny and all their candy eggs.
The 99 sent our explorers out to find every kind of chocolate bunny in the world and they came back with tons of new species. We found a chocolate bunny with ears long enough to maybe pull in TV channels. We’ve fielded a team of extra-tall, basketball playing bunnies, and some bunnies wearing bow ties have spilled out of the shelves and are sitting on the cashiers’ heads. The chocolate egg laying is also getting out of hand. Maybe lots of bunnies can lay Reese’s and M&M eggs, but ours are laying Avengers, Paw Patrol, Spiderman Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Disney Princess eggs. Please, come adopt a chocolate bunny today.
Our brand name candy also multiplies like, well, bunnies.
For parent Easter Bunnies who need to fill eggs, baskets, or maybe a kiddie pool, we have all kinds of brand name candy at The 99’s amazing deals. Buy Ghirardelli like it’s Reese’s. Buy Reese’s like it’s M&Ms. Buy M&Ms like it’s 1974 and you can only use coins found in the sofa cushions.
The great Peep migration has begun.
Get ready, marshmallow Bird Watchers. Surely you’ve seen them. This time of year the streets are filled with flocks of migrating Peeps in all their natural colors - white, purple, yellow, pink and the rare green ones. They walk rather than fly and many are caught by children along the migration route. None of them really know what direction to go in but somehow they follow each other to their Easter nesting area at The 99. Get out your binoculars and come in to see.